Administrative sanity
EU/EEA/UK phone plans mostly roam free-ish (verify yours); EHIC/GHIC covers public care; pharmacies triage brilliantly; police non-emergency 091/092. Duty-free limits differ leaving the Canaries (outside EU VAT area) — the airport perfume is legal arbitrage, the extra tobacco isn't past your home limit (verify allowances).
Cultural sanity
Greetings matter ('buenos días' opens every counter transaction); patience is currency; complaint-culture reads rude — request-culture wins. Dress: beachwear stays on beaches; churches want shoulders. The island runs bilingual-tourism German/English widely — attempted Spanish still triples warmth. Sunday is family-day; join, don't fight.
- Screenshot this page — mid-trip disputes settle instantly.
- Carry a light jumper always — microclimates ambush.
- The 'mañana' stereotype is false at businesses, true at bureaucracy.
FAQ
Is Tenerife in the EU/Schengen?
Yes/yes (Spain) — but outside the EU VAT area, hence the duty quirks and cheap airport shopping (verify limits home-bound).
Water, salad, ice — safe?
All safe (treated supply); bottled preference is taste-culture, not necessity.
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